How a HR (Human Resource) guy writes love letter
Dear Miss _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ,
I am very pleased to inform you that with reference to your profile
sent to us a few days back and the subsequent meetings and the
discussions conducted at the near by garden on 25 of March 2007 at 1400 Hrs.
, it is hereby informed that you are selected and offered with the
designation junior girl friend ( trainee ) in our esteemed
organization " My Heart " with the agreed remuneration details as
described at the last section of the mail text.
You are requested to join duty on or before 01.04.2007 at 7 pm at
As discussed earlier and agreed upon by both the sides it is here by
confirmed that any notice period due paid to your previous boyfriend
or deducted from your assets / Gifts while returning from your
previous boy friend will be reimbursed by our organization " My Heart
" on submission of necessary documents / Proofs . Items like Love
letters / flowers / buckets / rings of gold of or above 24 carrots
only / Gift pack with cover on which date and rate mentioned /
restaurant bills / Disco or movie tickets / Evidences of Ice cream enjoyed together will be strictly debarred off as per the
reimbursement policies and guidelines set by " My Heart ".
As per the company guidelines Our love affair would be on probation
for a period of six months during which your importance to my heart
will be measured . The Parameters set for measurement are your
performance level , Quality and duration of love , Punctuality during
datings , cost of gifts /quality , Uniform during romance / Manners
and etiquette at the time when I will be late during datings,
maintenance of distance from other handsome guys during our affair.
On successful completion of probation for a period of six months and
depending on your Performance Appraisal ratings and compatibility, you
will be offered with permanent Employment in " My Heart " and you will
be projected on job training and performance appraisal schemes leading
up to promotion form lover to spouse. The training Schedule includes
several sittings on
" How to be a better girlfriend "
" tricks and techniques of Success in Love "
" How to find out nukes and disadvantages of a Boy friend and Ignore
( Indigenously designed and developed )
Few crash courses on " how to deal effectively with other girls
related to your boy Friend " and " Smart ways of facing situations
like Struggle for Existence and Survival of the Fittest techniques
with your Boyfriends "
The expenses incurred for coffee / Movie / Ice cream and
entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later on
based upon your performance, I might take up a larger share a part of
the expenses. However I am broad minded enough to be taken care of, on
your expenses account
Here by it is to request you to kindly respond within 7 days of
receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled
with / with out further notice and I shall be considering someone else
with similar skill set and experience level for the same vacancy . I
would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister /
Friend / Previous Boy Friend's Previous Girl Friend / All of the above
, if you do not decide to take up this offer . Upon successful
selection of any Girls referred by you , you will be Compensated with
price worth of one month Expenditure to be spent on that girl as my
new girl friend .
Thanking you in anticipation,
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